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June 4, 2004

Birthday pencils: Higer in fiber, not nearly as tasty

A school in Massachusetts has banned birthday cupcakes from its classrooms, citing health considerations.  Instead, birthday kids will receive "dragon stickers, special seat covers and starred birthday sashes they can wear all day".  And a birthday pencil.
 
School officials related with horror the fact that kids were subjected to as many as 23 birthday cupcakes per year.  No wonder our kids are such lardbottoms.

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