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May 3, 2005

A giant burrito CAN be a lethal weapon, but not in that way

Clovis, New Mexico, last week:
A 911 call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lockdown the school.

All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped up into Marshall Junior High School.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos. It was wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.


Wayne M said...

My wife won't let me eat burritos because they are such a deadly weapon.

What is our country coming to?


Ray said...

A potential weapon of mass destruction to say the least.

Although, in my opinion, nothing's better than a Freebird's Monster. Yum.

Tim said...

For those of you who have never heard of a Freebirds Monster, you can find out more here.

Now you've done it, Ray. I was trying to control my appetite until lunch.