What ARE they teaching in those phishing scam schools these days?

I am Mr. Robert Dutu, and even though I know that you know that I'm trying to scam you, I am going to try to scam you anyway. Oh, you are the CEO of an anti-phishing software company? Excellent. Now, sir, I was wondering if I could have a little bit of your time so I can tell you about a remarkable business opportunity.....