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September 29, 2004

Some things in Campaign '04 just defy parody

If you're into offbeat election predictors, you could go with the interesting-but-hohum Halloween Mask Sale predictor, or you can take a walk on the wild side with Jackie Stallone's psychic dogs.

The [Los Angeles Times] said the dogs foresee the president will beat Democratic challenger John Kerry by 15 percent.

Jackie Stallone said her animals also predict California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will take advantage of a future constitutional amendment allowing foreign-born U.S. citizens to serve as president, and take on Kerry's running mate, John Edwards, in the presidential campaign of 2008. However, the dogs can't tell yet who will win that race.

How do the dogs get the word out?

Jackie Stallone has said her dogs channel messages from the spirit world and send them to her telepathically.

Dinner table conversations must be pretty entertaining when Sylvester comes home for a visit.
 

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